If I were fifty years younger

Yesterday we went to the Glencar Waterfall.

I have a picture of, "Whippy's". or is it "Whippys"? There is a picture somewhere, of the friendly little truck, and I'll post it if I find it. Either way, there was an old man inside selling very good soft serve with sprinkles and syrups. I asked what the most popular item was and ordered that.

Eliza asked him what kind of syrups he had to top the ice cream and he recited a long list. She thought about it a second and said, "Surprise me!"

He said, "Oh, if I were fifty years younger, I'd come out there and would."